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Excerpts: Humans think we are pack animals looking for a leader. Don't fall for it! Find out how to get your humans running their lives around you! On days out at the beach, always be the first in the family to get out of the car, on to the beach and into the sea. Always be the last of the family to get out of the sea, on to the beach and into the car. Remember to shake any excess sea water from your fur once you are inside the car. Humans may refrain from passing you food to test. To them, a piece of salmon, followed by Liquorice Allsorts, a chocolate cake and a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorised into three sections: a starter, a main course and a sweet. Disavow them of this. Food is food is food. Always make sure you have more energy at the end of a walk than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out. Published October 2003 by Hodder & Stoughton, RRP £3.99 ISBN UK (10) = 0 340 86236 X
ISBN UK (13) =
978 0 340 86347 3 |
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