Title: One Hundred Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human
Print ISBN: 978-0340862360
Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
Over 273,323 copies sold!
With over 273,323 copies sold through traditional book retail outlets and other gift outlets such as National Trust shops, Gardening Centres, and tourist gift shops, One Hundred Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human stormed up the Christmas bestseller lists in 2003, reaching the giddy heights of number 2! The original book shows humans exactly what their dogs were thinking and reveals the biggest secret of them all – we don’t train them – they train us!
On days out to the beach, always be the first in the family to get out of the car, onto the beach, and into the sea. Always be the last in the family to get out of the sea, onto the beach, and into the car. Remember to shake excess sea water from your fur once you are inside the car. Humans may refrain from passing you food to test.
To them, a piece of salmon, followed by Liquorice Allsorts, a chocolate cake, and a selection of vegetables is a foul combination. Humans believe meals should be categorised into three sections. A starter, a main course, and a sweet. Disavow them of this. Food is food is food.
Always make sure you have more energy at the end of a walk, than you did at the beginning. Believe me, humans love the futility of taking you for a walk to tire you out.
“This book is absolutely hilarious this is the stuff my dog does literally
She is lying on my bed now!!!” Amazon Review
Brought as a stocking filler and thought it a very amusing, almost to true reading!! lol – Sheree Baseley (Amazon Review)
I received this as a gift as I am dog mad.
Read it quickly as I found the book very funny and entertaining and as a dog owner I could relate to a lot if incidences in the book.
Great little gift for dog lovers everywhere. – Chalky 75 (Amazon Review)
Really amusing … All dog owners will appreciate this book
Had us all laughing out loud … An excellent stocking filler – Jennifer Barraclough (Amazon Review)
This would be the perfect present for any dog-lover. We found it very funny as we recognise how well-trained we have been by our dog! – Mrs A L Hercock (Amazon Review)