The Tale/Tail That Keeps Wagging

Every six months I get my royalty statement from hatchette, and every six months I’m always astounded by the fact that my first published book keeps selling. Who’d have thought back in September 2003, fifteen years ago, that One Hundred Ways For A Dog To Train Its Human would go on to sell 269,795 copies (across all editions)? Gulp! (And thank you to everyone who bought a copy!)