How many cameras does it take to catch a fridge thief?
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What Comes After The Naughty Step?
The Wedding Crashers
Living Life on the Edge
The latest issue of Country Walking is now out (June 2013) with an energetic 9.75-mile walk in it exploring Wenlock Edge …
Hiking Electronically
The recently revised and updated The Bluffer’s Guide to Hiking is now available in eBook format
Conquer Caerleon
Time To Love
An anthology of love stories, containing my competition-listed story: Honey Waffles & Syrupy Socks Click Here For More Details
It’s A Good Life If You Don’t Weaken
The Weekly News (UK), That’s Life Fast Fiction (Australia)
George was always the one preaching restraint …

“It’s a good life, if you don’t weaken.”
Every time my George issues those words, my resolve to kill him strengthens. He has only been out of hospital for 3 days and I’m run ragged even more than before. He’s been told to take things easy following his sudden collapse last week. So he has. Literally. Just when I thought I’d found five minutes to myself, and was about to bite into one of my favourite naughties …
The Wrong Number
Writers’ News magazine:
Most fiction writers like to add realistic elements to the stories, but if you want to give your character a realistic telephone number, who are you going call? Simon Whaley gets hung up on the telephone numbers which are dialled in dramas.





